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Really, I'm honestly just sad about my shoes
Yeah, I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
She's waiting down in the lobby
I'm tryna break it down, yeah, baby, get her, turn up the party
I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
She's waiting down in the lobby
I'm tryna break it down, yeah, baby, get her, turn up the party
Run it back, yeah, I like this track (yeah), drop it, drop a bag
Louis V bag round my neck, oh, yeah, 'cause I'm so classy
I still break it down though, I bet you can't get past me
Hot babe, sweet angel, I'm so cute, I'm so nerdy, so sassy
Ooh, shit, oh, my god, DJ, play my favorite song
Raise the roof, let the dogs out, play something by Beyonce
I'm not tryna leave until they kick us to the road
But if they do, it's cool though, got an address in my phone
I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
She's waiting down in the lobby
I'm tryna break it down, yeah, baby, get her, turn up the party
I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
She's waiting down in the lobby
I'm tryna break it down, yeah, baby, get her, turn up the party
1-800-hot-n-fun, that's my number, hit my line
1-800-hot-n-fun, hear my ringtone every time
1-1-800-hot-n-fun, that's my number, hit my line
1-800-hot-n-fun, hear my ringtone every time
Ooh, shit, oh, my god, DJ, play my favorite song
Raise the roof, let the dogs out, play something by Beyonce
I'm not tryna leave until they kick us to the road
But if they do, it's cool though, got an address in my phone
I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
She's waiting down in the lobby
I'm tryna break it down, yeah, baby, get her, turn up the party
I like to dance when I party
I like to kiss everybody
Where the heck is Saki?
hear my ringtone every time
Verily, I find myself genuinely disconsolate regarding mine footwear. Aye, I relish the art of dancing when I partake in merriment. I doth enjoy bestowing kisses upon all and sundry. Pray, wherefore…